Author's Preface: I wanted to try something new, something I could actually post here with the guidelines, and this just kind of popped into my head. Not my best work, but it was fun to write, I got to research biology and try something that I haven't done since V1-first person narrative, so...cool
Hope you like it!
Leech-

"That's why he liked me. You were always seeking his approval, while I provided stimulation. He gave up on you, but he adored me. Now who's the real parasite here?!"
"There's only one thing to do with a parasite. Kill it before it kills again."
Parasite-
par·a·site (pâr'ə-sît')
1.An organism that grows, feeds, and is sheltered on or in a different organism while contributing nothing to the survival of its host.
2.One who habitually takes advantage of the generosity of others without making any useful return.
3.One who lives off and flatters the rich; a sycophant.
Chapter 1-
Necrotrophic Needs-

My name is John Woolsey.
Today is a typical day.
I awake and cry broken glass tears.
Another day, I trudge through it, this little inexorable march towards the end of mortal existence for all but me.
I look at the ceiling, the same ceiling. Always the same ceiling- off-white with holes and cracks and peeled paint and disrepair, falling into...falling into.
My eyes push open, weighed down by the dust of the Dreamman, sprinkle it as he may. Do as you may, Sandman, your brother Death's dust shall not touch me.
I pull the gray, sweat drenched t-shirt two sizes two small back down over my stomach, noticing my ribs, visible as they are, jutting out through the skin of my chest.
Gaunt is a polite word for my status at the current venture...haggard does not even convey it, as I run my hands through my hair to try and somehow awake myself out of this cosmic dream called existence, failing to do anything but dislodge several gray hairs which float down to the motel floor wet with my own vomit from last night, a fluorescent testament to my habit of imbibing.
I look at the ceiling, the same damn ceiling. I should shoot a hole in it with a gun, but I do not know how to fire one...I know what I know and that is all.
This march, heavy steel toed boots we wear, chains of fate dragged behind us with righteous and furious cacophonies of clanging against the universe that holds us...this march is life. It took me so long to realize that I think myself a fool in those younger more brash and happy days. A pitiful fool.
You see, I have what one may call an interesting worldview. It all happened about oh..the numbers matter little, just blips in a great radio frequency spanning the ages(that's our life, you know!)
I was a sickly little child, frail as one could conceivably be. Mother would dote. Father would scold- "be tough. strong. blah. blah" the words were simply replacing by a loud and irritating buzzing noise after a while and finally I learned to overcome that.
I would lay in my bed, devouring books on all subjects...nothing fulfilled me. Knowledge does not make happiness, that I learned, but nor is happiness attainable without knowledge.
Life is full of many such paradoxes, the recent years have taught me, living in one myself...
One day when I was nearing the tender young age of 7, Doctor O'Callaghan, a jovial older man always clad in his profession's attire, a smile on his face of distinctly Irish features(for I was a Dublin child those long days ago) came into the front room of our small house. I pulled the wool covers over me, scratching my weak skin as they did, but providing some measure of warmth, as the door swung open and let in the cool Ireland winter's breeze.
Doctor spoke to Father(for Mother had died when I was 3.) The tears and sobs and questions of God haunt me to this day. Weak in the legs and moreso in the heart, I made my way out of bed, discarding the covers and coming across the wood floor(I stubbed my toe, and it hurt) to my room's door, pressing my burning ear(earaches were always a problem) against it. I could hear words, but none I quite recognized, before my Father shouted something about doing away with long words and cutting to it.
"Cancer."
They said.
I rushed back into bed as quickly as my pained legs(by then they could hardly support my small and ill frame) could take me, and cried those tears that felt like broken glass cutting into my soul for the first of so many times...
The next weeks were arduous, for no one in the family would acknowledge what was happening to me.
I could feel life slipping away, as if during the old days I held a tight clasp on something, and now my fingers barely touched it, my hoarse voice whispering pleas for it to return.
Father was most affected in a way I had never seen, and I would hear through the thin walls of our house his reverent prayers to the Lord for his dying son's health.
Then came that day I will not forget. Father, a burly and imposing man never known to be emotional, his hard features wet with tears from emerald eyes that I inherited. He kneeled down by the bed as if one would kneel to pray, and spoke to me for the longest time. I let him speak, caring, but barely in consciousness, my grip on mortal existence almost gone at that day, and by the end of his emotional speech, I asked, my voice hoarse from the cancer-
"How long?" Father began to bawl, and fell over me, holding me tight in those strong arms of his.
"Three days." Came a whisper. I let him cry on me for the longest time, too young to really grasp my own fleeting life, how short and pointless it had been. After what seemed like eternities but could only have been scant few minutes, he pulled back and looked me in the eyes, whispering, barely able to summon the strength to do so, let alone to speak.
"If only the Lord, mercy be upon us, would take me instead..." His head hung low for a moment, and then his eye moved upward. Father was a superstitious man, not just limited to religion- he would throw coins into the local wishing well for instance.
"Son, do one thing for me...try, before you go. Feel..." He clasped my hand in his, the tight and caring grip as I felt the sweat slick his hands, the tears from holding his head in them.
"Feel the life in me. I want this to be in you. I have no use for it. What life is there to a father without a son?" I never could understand that, but I did as I was told, and I looked into his eyes, seeing the life within him that was so rapidly fading from mine. Then...something happened.
It worked.
Slowly his skin started to turn ashen, then a horrible shade as the flesh began to decay. I tried to wrest my hand from his, but he would not let go! I TRIED! I SWEAR! Father...
The life drained out of him, his breathing became slow and labored, until finally a corpse of what used to be my father fell onto me, and I was healed. At a terrible cost.
I cried the tears the third time then, holding him in my arms and crying until the Doctor came again the next day's break of dawn expecting to find a dead son and grieving father, but found a dead father and grieving son.
That was 148 years ago, in Dublin. Living so long, one learns that knowledge is an ever lasting currency. The knowledge of my name, of my curse, did not dispel or lessen the grief I hold to this day. To know the name of something is only trivia in the grand scheme of things...but at least I know what to call my self.
I am John Woolsey and I am a Necrotroph- I feed, take the life I need to sustain, and leave.
It is the only way I have ever known.
Note: Necrothrope-
An organism that causes the death of host tissues as it grows through them such that it is always colonising dead substrate.
Chapter 2-
This one's about someone who can control neurotransmitters- Bliss and Horror minus Horror, who uses it for greedy and selfish reasons.
Sycophant Smile-

"Cute dress!" I squeal, helping Jayne into the lavender dress that hugs her curves. She's quite pretty, I must admit...but that's not what I'm here for. Though I must admit her freckles on that light skin, those auburn eyes, do tend to distract me...
"Thank you so much for being my bridesmaid, Keely." says Jayne with an ignorant smile. I return hers with a knowing one. The question on my mind since she brought me into the lavish boutique to shop for her wedding dress rolls off my tongue-
"How much is this?"
"Oh, 250 I think?" She says, an air about her unconcerned with money.
250.
Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for a dress. I plaster on a fake "happy for ya!" smile on top of my "this was worth it!" smile. It's coming together. I met Jayne at a boutique where I work, doing some sales rep work but mostly as a cover for my real income- stealing from the rich. I ask an important question to set it up, even though I know the answer already-
"Does your Dad have that much on hand in the Cayman fund?"
Jayne thinks for a moment, and pulls out a gold encrusted, sparkling...cell phone. Growing up in Minnesota, mom would have laughed at this...over our nightly dinner of rice and beans, cold, before going to bed on hard bunks, spring mattresses that jutted into our spines and gave me my signature hunchback. Laughed so she wouldn't cry, that is...
"Daddy..." comes Jayne's bubbly and effervescent voice, speaking into the phone- "I need some money. Yeah, do we have two fitty in the bank. No, silly, of course I know our net worth! 250 I can get to without signing my name lots, Dad!" I don't hear much of the conversation, going to one of the man sized mirrors and holding up a flowing white gown...
Maybe someday...
3 weeks later-
I weave in and out of the rows of people at the gigantic wedding reception, making my way to the cake, and taking two pieces of the delicious strawberry frosting topped chocolate that melts in my mouth, pure heaven. "Cele-brate good times, come on!" The wedding music plays, hurting my ears. The handsome and rugged features of the groom, Derrick Thomas, appear in my view. Quite a treat, maybe even better than the truffle I pick off a passing waiter's cart. I have been to so many weddings...all part of the job! Hehe. I make my way towards the back of the large villa in the Hamptons holding this lavish event passing itself off as the Jayne-Derrick wedding, and make my way to the gift room. A switch of a tag, and watch stuffed in my Prada purse Jayne gave me, and no one the wiser. Fun!
2 months later-
I sit in the happy newlywed's home, admiring the architecture you only see in fancy-pants magazine, in a chair with a wonderful silk cover that does great things for the cramp in my back, as my two "Friends", Derrick and Jayne Thomas bicker about whatever it may be- something about Jayne's job. I've seen the divorce rates in this country. Delightful reading. Thankfully I have a little trick to make everything better. Derrick slams the door to his room, leaving a weeping Jayne in the room with me.
I put on my best caring voice- "Jayne, I can make it all better...for a price."
"Anything. I love him...but he's-just not who I thought he was."
Of course. I made sure of that.
"Jayne, I have a...gift. I can make people happy. Some people do this with music, or make movies or entertain. I simply touch you on the forehead, and all your worries go away."
"That sounds like a dream."
"It is like a dream...a wonderful one."
I place my hand onto her head, balmy with sweat from the exertion of the argument and Jayne slinks back into her chair, blissful beyond measure. Derrick comes back in to notice his wife in such a state, and I almost trip over some ugly modern art statue before getting my hand on his head. He kicks and struggles a bit, then the wave of happiness comes over him.
3 minutes later-
As the eternally happy Derrick and Jayne Thomas roll around their bed in passionate ecstasy, I take my payment- all of the wedding gifts, extravagant and overpriced, decadent as they are that I can fit into Derrick's Mercedes(he has 4, won't miss one...especially during all his fun with his fixed marriage) and drive away to my next destination.
Chapter 3
Epiparisite Experience-

I stand on a crowded Boston to New York bus. I abhor mass transport. Why? Simply put, transport is essential in a large community such as The Divided States Of America. The problem, as with most everything else, is the other people. The other people involved. And in this case, why in this case, they are quite the lot of characters! A wide gallery, a veritable buffet of every sort of plebian and undesirable imaginable, save for the Bubonic Plague victim, a disease that could be useful if brought back and genetically engineered towards these disgusting sorts. Sadly, those annoying scientists lack the force, the will to do so, and focus on less easily attainable but "moral" and "good"(I hate those terms) goals like curing cancer or AIDS(which does a lot of good, with the blacks and the gays being most of the victims it seems.)
I bear it begrudgingly, as I must bear most of life. At home with the wife, and the daughters Julia and Ruth, that makes it worth waking up in the morning and not putting my handy little Desert Eagle I keep in my jacket at all times in my mouth and pulling the trigger. Though that time, that blessed, almost...blissful time is more scarce these days then ever. A black woman- if you can call them "women" by any standards, gives me that look...that look! Damn it all to hell's everlasting fire if I have to work a single man for this con, and get that look! I begin to reach for my Desert Eagle, inside my heavy black overcoat that hangs over my suit and slacks combination, but stop myself. Sadly, that is not an option at this time. Those mongrels...I left the Klan five years ago, the wife again. She doesn't share my views. Nor these days does she share much with me at all, always whining about my drinking and my...worldview.
Though, thing is, she's right. This con doesn't involve my...character being a drunk, and the multitude of breath mints that had popped into my mouth about half an hour ago attest to that. I hate mint, that stinging sensation, but they are quite useful, even with the plastic feeling the dissolving strips leave on my tongue afterwards. Also, I can't use my ability when I'm drunk, so it's for the best at current time. I can't remember all of it, gets cloudy, and I sure as all get up can't rewind to- to my marriage for instance, though most of the time I rewind to planning the con. I can't walk around the memories, I can't...feel things around me, that heightened sense of perception that inspired the term "Mindscaper" from my old boss Judah, the man who gave me the Desert Eagle and most of my tricks.
I tap my cane on the floor of the bus impatiently- a bad habit, one of but many. The cane is a grand thing. Works on so many levels! You look old and frail, gray hair that unlike many men over 60 I do not dye, thin and sickly figure from the cirrhosis and cancer I still fight, people underestimate you. Makes it so much easier to take them for all they are worth. I cease my tapping as the bus screeches to a stop at my destination, and use the cane for a different purpose- the hard osmium core making it an effective tool of blunt force to wade my way through the bus riders. My cane makes the most wonderful rhythm to my ears- cane footfall, cane footfall, cane footfall, cane footfall as I walk out of the bus.
I count my footsteps(trick Judah taught me to help focus and calm down), still a bit jittery even after all these years of being considered the most professional of my profession. Still a bit jittery, the adrenaline flowing, the synapses firing- as with most things, knowing how it works does not make it easier. However, still being jittery comes with something else, something good- still being excited. The excitement in my life is limited to a few things, varied as they are- making love to the wife, conning some "poor sap" out of his belongings, and seeing the girls grow up. It's Kirby Plaza, and the giant red sculpture looms over me and the mark, a healthy looking and tall Irish man of 30 or so. He smiles, a cigar in his mouth letting out little puffs of smoke as non-smokers quickly clear a path from him to me and his hand slaps into mine, grasping it firmly, even painfully. I'm not intimidated.
I go back through the memories, Mindscaping on the rewind button. O'Henry, one of the top lieutenants in the New York Irish Mob. One of the few things that would justify the trip, one of the few things to justify any trip, is money, and he's full of it- and flaunting. Flaunting the wealth. Asking for it to be taken. You can't cheat an honest man, and O'Henry is about the most dishonest fellow you will ever meet.
I smile, trying not to smirk as I watch his cocky, big mouthed grin. He thinks he's in control of me, Jonathan Erickson, businessman seeking "protection" for his jewelry store. How little he knows. If he knew who Richard Denby was, he'd run screaming and crying for his mommy.
It has been said many times, for most likely a combination of why many idioms and clichés become so-
A. It's memorable.
B. It's true.
You just can't cheat an honest man.
I try not to smirk.
Oh, I try.
I'm Richard Denby, and I guess you could call O'Henry a parasite. I guess you could call me one too. But at least I pick my prey wisely- he takes from the innocent and the poor. I only take from other parasites, and that helps get me through the nights, being an epipariste.





