This was originally posted on NBC.com. Contains characters you may not know...0_o


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If Milo and I had ever met, it would go a little like this...



(Mrs. Pettyfer, MayaWolf, and I (Kassie) all standing around at a Milo-Fanatic Convention talking about Milo!)

Maya- So, like I said, if I ever met Milo, I'd faint.

Mrs.- Well, why wouldn't we? I mean, Milo is so sexy!

Kass- True to that.

(Milo walks up behind Maya and is about to ask her a question.)

Mrs.- Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Kass- MMMMMMMMMMMMMMAMAMAMAAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA...

Maya- Uhh, what!?

(Milo pokes Maya in the back.)

Maya- Yes,...

(Maya turns around)

Milo- Do you know where I could find the 'Milo' obsessed chicks from the NBC.com message boards?

(Maya faints.)

Milo- So, I guess that would be you guys.

Mrs.- Uhh,yea.

(Milo bends down to help the unconscious Maya back to her feet.)

Maya- (Wakes up) Milo!?

Milo- No.

Maya- No?

Milo- Well, who do you think it is?

(Maya faints.)

Milo- Is that healthy?

Kass- Milo!?

Milo- What?

Kass- Are you the REAL Milo?

Milo- No I'm his evil twin brother. Yes, I'm Milo.

Kass- Then, I shall ask you a question that only the REAL Milo would know.

Milo- Hit me.

Mrs.- Are you the REAL Milo?

Kass- *Smacks forehead with palm*

Milo- Duh.

(Petefan walks up to Milo, Kass, Maya, and Mrs.)

Petefan- Hi. I'm looking for the Milo fans from the NBC.com message boards.

Kass- Yea, that would be us.

Mrs.- Nice to meet you. What's your screen name?

Petefan- Peterfanatic.

Mrs.- Well, hi, I'm Mrs. Pettyfer. And this is Kassie,...

(Kass stands up and shakes Petefan's hand.)

Mrs.- ,...and this is Mayawolf.

Petefan- Is she ok?

Milo- Uhh, yea...let me see...

(Milo smacks Maya in the face)

Maya- Huh? Hey!

Kass- Look, Maya, it's Milo.

Maya- Ahhhhhhh,

(Maya stands up.)

Maya- You're Milo!? THE Milo!? Jess Mariano, Peter Petrelli, Rocky Jr.!?

Mrs.- Apparently.

Petefan- Wait. I thought that you would be afraid of these fan meeting things. Like, all of us fangirls would be all over you.

Maya- Hey, you know, now that you say it,...

(Maya sits up and gives Milo a little peck on the cheek.)

Kass- Hey, I thought we discussed this online! Milo is MYLO!

Milo- Whoa. Wait, there's enough MElo to go around!

Security Guard- Hey, hands off the merchandise!

Milo- Merchandise!? Wow!

Mrs.- Hey, you, with the badge, hands off the Milo.

Milo- You know, now that I think about it, this place is kinda creepy.

Petefan- Yea. You better get out of here before the girls from the 9th Wonders find out your here.

Kass- Yea, we all better get out of here.

(Kass starts to walk away as Maya stands up next to Milo. The others fallow. Soon fallowed by the beloved Milo and Maya.)

(They all exit the building.)

Milo- Well, I gotta get to the studio. We're working on the April 23rd episode today. Want to come?

Maya- Your kidding!?

Milo- No.

(Maya faints.)

Milo- Nope. I don't think it's healthy.

Kass- Probably not.

(Kiba walks up behind Milo)

Kiba- (to Kass)- Sorry I'm late. Where you guys off to? The thing just started.

(Milo turns around.)

Kiba- Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi...MILO!?

Mrs.- Yes, that's Milo.

Kiba- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Maya wakes up, yet again.)

Milo- Maya, lets go.

Maya- So, for real, your not lying to me!?

Kass- Yes, the real Milo. Live with it for God sakes!

Milo- (Leads the others to his LIMO!) Come on, everyone, get in.

Kiba- What? Where're we goin'?

Petefan- Mi said that we could come with him to the studio!

Kiba- For real!? Na-Uh.

Mrs.- Yes-Huh. Now, lets go.

(Everyone gets into Milo's Limo.)

Kass- I can't believe I'm inside Milo Ventimiglia's Limo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Milo- Calm down Kass, you might make Maya faint again.

Maya- No, I think I've calmed down.

Petefan- Wow, Milo!?

Milo- (turns around) Yes,

Petefan- No, i was just thinking.

Mrs.- Ohhhh, about what?

Kass- Probably about this...

(Kass leans over and gives Milo a full out smooch.)

Kass- ...just not with me involved.

Mrs.- (Sitting there with her jaw to the ground.)

Kiba- (Playful smacks Kass)

Kass- And what was that for???????

Milo- Woo, calm down! I said there's enough MElo to go around.

Limo Driver- Milo, where to?

Milo- NBC studio.

Limo Driver- Right away, sir...

Mrs.- Hey, Milo, ...

Milo- Huh?

Mrs.- This is something I've always wanted to do...

Milo- What?

Mrs.- May I touch you hair?

Milo- Uhh, why?

Kass- We love your hair.

Milo- So you love my hair and not me?

Petefan- No, we have to have a gorgeous something to put the hair on!

Milo- Why, thank you.

Kiba- Oh, look, we're here!

(Limo driver pulls into a driveway. Hayden walks up.)

Hayden- Hey, Milo.

Milo- Hi, Hayden.

Hayden- So, introduce me...

Milo- Oh, right, these are the Milo fans NBC.com. This is Maya...

Maya- Hi. (Shakes Hayden's hand.)

Hayden- Hello.

Milo- This is Kiba...

Kiba- (Waves to Hayden).

Hayden- Hiya.

Milo- Meet Mrs. and Petefan.

Petefan- Hi

Mrs.- Hello

Hayden- Nice to meet you.

Milo- And this is Kass.

Kass- (Hugs Hayden)

Hayden- (Hugs Kass)

Milo- So, Hayden, want to show them around?

Hayden- Sure.

(Masi and James-Kyson walk by.)

Hayden- Hey, want to meet the rest of the cast?

Mrs. For REAL!?

Kass- Wow, a dream come true.

Maya- Yea, I know, about 30 minutes ago we were at a convention just talking about what we would do if we would ever meet Milo!

Mrs.- And now we're at the studio with Milo and Hayden.

(Maya faints, ...again.)

Kass- Again?

Hayden- Oh my God, is she ok!?

Milo- We gotta seriously take her to the hospital.

Petefan- Yea, she's fine.

Mrs.- Yea, she does that alot.

Milo- So I've seen.

Hayden- Ok, (Yells to Masi) Masi, come over here and meet Milo's buddies.

Masi- Actually, James and I were just going off to get a coffee up at Starbucks. Wanna come?

Hayden- Sure. Milo?

Milo- (Looks over to Petefan, Kass, Maya, Kiba, and Mrs.)- You guys wanna come?

Mrs.- Sure. But first, we'd better get a hotel room.

Kass- Yea, looks like we're gonna be here longer then expected.

Petefan- Yea.

Masi- I got my laptop, well, Hiro's laptop in his bag. We can use that.

Hayden- K, well, lets go.

Milo- K, let me get Maya first.(Smacks Maya in the face.)

Maya- Who? Wha? Huh!?

Milo- Time to go.

Maya- What? Where we going?

Milo- On our Honeymoon.

Maya- What!?

Petefan- Maya, he's kidding.

Maya- Dang!

(Everyone gets into Masi's Limo)

Milo- Uhh, Mas, ya think we'll all fit in here?

Masi- Yea, pretty sure.

Kass- Nice.

Mrs.- Very nice.

Limo Driver- Masi, James, where to?

James- Starbucks.

That line made me laugh but what exactly was this?

Oh yeah, Maya joined 9W and I think she mentioned this fic.

I love how Milo keeps slapping her.